I don't believe in New Year's Resolutions

But if I did believe in New Years’ Resolutions, this is what my Top Ten list would look like.

10) Get a healthier diet. HA! I’m already working on this one as we have an appointment with a nutritionist in mid-January.
9) Get rid of the 15 baby pounds that were supposed to vanish as I breastfed for 7 FUCKING MONTHS.
8) Get back into my exercise routine, including yoga, which I miss desperately. I don’t miss the gym, but it’s a necessary evil.
7) Get away WITHOUT the twins and WITH my hubby.
6) Get away WITHOUT the twins and WITHOUT the hubby.
5) Get some more patience.
4) Get organized as I am a clutter-bug, car key-losing, pile-making SLOB.
3) Get back to work and actually make some $$ selling some freakin’ houses in the BEST real estate market in the free world.
2) Get laid more often*. My hubby IS a saint, even if he doesn’t believe in saints.
1) Get a life and stop making New Years’ Resolutions.

*This one won’t be that difficult, considering last year we only did it 5 times. Yes, 5 times! Why, you ask? Well, because I am a beeyotch and I had the pregnancy from hell.

Comments

[pregnancyweekly]

I want to know someone who doesn't have a resolution to lose weight! Everyone I know has that resolution and then some!

[Linda]

Hi!

I followed you from the comments section of Tertia's blog. I have girl/girl twins from IVF and I always like to "meet" other twin moms and hear how you're handling parenthood. Thanks for letting me follow along . . .

[Lissa]

Hi

I found your blob from Indigo Girl's blog. I have also been diagnosed with PCOS. I am glad to hear that you were able to have 2 wonderful miracle children. Keep up the posts!