Diarrhea and other fun things

WARNING: Gross-out post.

There are some things I really freakin' hate about being a mom and I'm not afraid to say it. My top 3 in order are:

1. DIARRHEA
2. VOMIT
3. DIARRHEA

I can put diarrhea twice, I have twins.

That shit is nasty and we've been up to our eyeballs (and sometimes down to our toes) in it. It started with Alex last Thursday. By Friday we added vomit to the mix. And by Sunday he was blowing out diapers on a regular basis. I knew it was bad when he stood up in his highchair and proclaimed that he had peed when in fact it was poo running down his leg. GROSS!

And then Mia started with the shits on Saturday and it was doubly good times in our house. Laundry, sheet changing, changing 20 diapers in a day when we usually go through 10 or less. Like I said, GOOD TIMES.

Today was definitely a good day. One solid poo from Mia, no poos at all from Alex. I guess he was pooped out. Oh, do I crack myself up. ahhahahahaha!

Comments

[Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah]

My kids can both say "diawea" very clearly.